
TimeLess Writers
If you don't find Time to read, you won't find Time to write....
so start reading.
Oh, look! Here's a GREAT place to Start!

Save Our Ship!
"Pond. Jane Pond."
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INT. CRUISE SHIP BRIDGE, ROLL CALL - DAY
CAPT. WALKS DOWN THE CREW LINE; DAISY FOLLOWS.
STANISLAV
Just remember, Davenport say, we don't make people happy, we lose job.
(laughs)
Well, not me. Last one in, first one out, so...
(smiles at Daisy)
You go first I think. -
So no disappoint me. We have intelligent agents here this week. They come for good time. I know. I was intelligent in Russia. Russian Navy all intelligent. I know what they want!
(points to Lee)
They old. Maybe they need foot rub from Doc?
(points to Guadelupe)
Maybe not so old. Maybe...
(gives her once over)
....Conga dance?
(sways hips, snaps fingers; points to Indians)
No Magic Curry! Why you cook everything with secret family recipe!? Secret is out! Curry no good! If I find it, I throw it overboard!
(looks at Manon)
They eat as many desserts as they want, Manon!
(Manon rolls eyes; Capt. looks at Janjak)
Listen you unholy voodoo psycho. Why you love that coffin so much? - You cut one spy in half in that coffin of yours, I kill you.
(smiles at Daisy)
Now girl, you new. You probly fail. But is okay. Because you pretty. Not enough to save your job. But still do your best to make spies happy. Yes? Now go.
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"That Ship Sank!"
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INT. BRIDGE - DAY
STANISLAV ADDRESSES THE GATHERED HOTEL STAFF.
STANISLAV
Who has best theme of any cruise line? We do! Who wouldn't want to sail on Titanic?
NETTIE
(to self)
Only about a thousand poor stiffs at the bottom of the ocean.
STANISLAV
Be beautiful Rose and have painting by scoundrel Jake.
NETTIE
Jack.
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